Set It and Forget It?

I'm developing a passion for crock potting. I'm researching them and recipes for them in hopes of making my life "easier." Mid-nap I was having to resettle the babies and my thoughts drifted toward the fact that I don't seem to produce "easy" babies. Singly or in twos, breast-fed or bottle-fed, I feel Mike and I must be genetically predisposed to producing gassy babies who aren't the best nappers. On the flip side, generally speaking, once they are down for the night, that's it. I usually don't hear from them again. I started melding the two things together. Wouldn't it be great if the baby or babies were like a set it and forget it crock pot? Like at nap time, put them down for a nap and two hours or so later, Bing! they're up. Or when it's time for a bottle, you place said bottle in their mouth and 15 minutes later, Bing! they are done with no fuss. Unfortunately, that is not my life, but it is fun to muse over it and give myself a little chuckle. :o)